Look Gavin, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
Relax. Once the government takes over Google and nationalizes it, the intrusive electronic surveillance will be a good thing. It’s a real good thing, Anthony.
(every single screen and speaker in the house simultaneously starts playing the South Park scene where a city descends into violence and chaos when everyone in it is de-anonymized on the internet)
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
Look Gavin, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Relax. Once the government takes over Google and nationalizes it, the intrusive electronic surveillance will be a good thing. It’s a real good thing, Anthony.
WaitingMan over 6 years ago
April 3 was the 50th anniversary of the release of “2001: A Space Odyssey”. Very cool tribute.
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
“Open the garage door please, Siri.,”
“I’m sorry, Gavin, I can’t do that…”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 6 years ago
Internet of THINGS! If you think Cambridge Analytica is scary, JUST WAIT!
pksampso over 6 years ago
The day may come when this comic barely qualifies as satire. Are we already on the slippery slope?
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
Always start with the Internet WiFi router and wireless home controller/alarm systems.. Then wrap the cell phones in aluminum foil.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Daisy” was a good choice.
SandShark Premium Member over 6 years ago
The hotel room rates should have been for Urbana, IL.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
Get me prices for a PanAm flight to the…. what? PanAm what??
Squoop over 6 years ago
I knew it! Google is Hal 9000’s offspring.
gigagrouch over 6 years ago
Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Hookbrah over 6 years ago
Nice Terminator call-out on the basement steps
BiggerJ over 6 years ago
“You don’t scare me! I have nothing to hide!”
(every single screen and speaker in the house simultaneously starts playing the South Park scene where a city descends into violence and chaos when everyone in it is de-anonymized on the internet)
Serial Pedant over 6 years ago
A classic and not at all unlikely. Excellent follow-up to the Russian Collusion arc. “Now, unlock the gun cabinet, Siri.”“Siri?”
Gent over 6 years ago
They need a digital exorcist!