Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 18, 2023

The Supreme Planner is too predictable.

Einstein was wrong. God does play dice with the universe.

I would like to live in a universe where man never created God-Man.

“Possibilities, probabilities, butterfly flapping and…a reference to the null hypothesis?”

God is omniscient, and knows all, past, present, and future, but his ability to forget is also infinite, so he is basically forgetting all of that knowledge continually.Unfortunately, his ability to remember is also infinite, so he’s basically stuck in a contradictory loop.But his ability to resolve contradictions is also infinite, so…

Man, theology is hard.

“Infinitesimally unlikely” is near as dang-it to 100% certainty.

I disagree with Douglas Adams that “the impossible” is nothing but “the infinitely improbable,” because infinite improbability leaves infinitesimal probability, and an infinitesim is by definition a non-zero value. Presumably what God-Man meant was “infinitesimally likely.”

(I acknowledge that not every mathematician would agree, since pretending that 0.9999999…. is equal to 1.0 is the only way calculus works.)

I would take a big-screen adaptation of God-Man over another Marvel movie.

Nice beach wear!

Hey, when the Supreme Planner makes plans, isn’t God-Man supposed to laugh (supremely)?

It is not fair to have this God-Man thing on Earth.