Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 01, 2024

It’s ‘octopuses’…let the argument begin.

Thank god they have time for the professor to recount this entire story.

There’s a giant octopus in “King Kong vs. Godzilla” which is the first movie I ever remember seeing. It gave me recurring nightmares of my neighborhood being attacked by a giant octopus.

I read an interesting story that happened in CT related to this. Some white nutjob attacked a lady state rep, he was choking her. A black guy stopped the white guy from choking the woman. They arrested the white guy. Since the black guy attacked a white guy, they arrested him too!! He was lucky they didn’t shoot him, I guess. Happy Black History Month!!

Way to stay focused on your problems, guys… I was going to draw a parallel with today’s Congress, but I’m just gonna let it ride..

Unfortunately, Professor Zirconium taught Sociology. Billy should have gone deep sea diving with Melinda.

What I don’t understand is: Why was Zirconium constipated?

Does Professor Zirconium work for a “news” agency? Like him, instead of getting to the point, they all try to compose a novel before getting to the actual point… if they ever do.