Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 05, 2024

Only one of the tragic consequences of equating corporations with individuals.

Magats will never recognize this as satire.

Not any part.

I’m a Christian, and I agree with my atheist pal Bolling. This blows.

Someone posited that they’d believe “corporations are people, my friend” when one could be executed. Seems timely now.

Capitalism sucks.

Adam and Eve were blond? Whoda thunk it?

Yes, there are problems, with making a Corporation a legal person. A Corporation isn’t a person in documentation at all. There are employees, stock holders and customers who are real persons. Really a Corporation is about property rights, “no this has nothing to do with slavery”. If the Corporation is bad enough, the government should absolve it if needed.

Of course the liberal Bolling is infavor of indoctinating young cooporations! Homeschool your coorporations people!!!

Corporations may be legal “people”, but they don’t worship the same God…

Corporations are a legal entity—or a legal fiction. Treating one in any way as a discrete person makes zero intellectual sense. You might as well call a town a person.

Oh, the Supreme Court decided that a bribe can be nice

Only if it’s a corporate bribe

They’ll attack with their PACs and other such like vice

But I don’t belong to that tribe

I don’t have the money to buy polit’cal honey

Or give Congress my shirt and coat

My bribing funds are lacking

From pollution I am hacking

No, you can’t buy a vote with a vote

If you give to them and buy their stocks and bonds you will be rewarded a thousandfold.

“Corporate Christianity” and “Christian Nationalism”: two obvious oxymorons.

Like a friend of mine’s mother in law explained to him, the Constitution is based on the bible.

Corporations worship the almighty dollar.

Another Supreme Court blunder.

If these were sincerely held beliefs, I’d worry. But their true profit, Gordon Gekko laid it out for them. “Greed is good”.