Being tall isn’t necessarily a good thing. Driving a car is often an uncomfortable experience when it is still too small even when the seat is all the way back. Getting in and out of a mini cab in a foreign country is torture. Low doorways and open cupboards are a hazard to your head. Some little guy always wants to pick a fight. If he wins, he’s “Jack the Giant Killer”, if he loses, you’re a “Big Bully” and if you walk away, you’re a “Big Coward”. In short, it is a no win.
Algolei I over 5 years ago
A new hat would have been cheaper.
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Dream on, Fink.
Rocketman over 5 years ago
Hmm. I have two questions: Will Fink’s new-found stature last? And why didn’t Wiz just zap himself with his wand?
Diat60 over 5 years ago
And, where do you think the coins tossed in the Wishing Well go? When the Fink decides it needs cleaning out? Anyone? Three guesses.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Uh oh! Now he’ll really be a tyrant….
arianseren over 5 years ago
He’s a politician, they all overspend our money
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Time to raise taxes.
Airbender over 5 years ago
Being tall isn’t necessarily a good thing. Driving a car is often an uncomfortable experience when it is still too small even when the seat is all the way back. Getting in and out of a mini cab in a foreign country is torture. Low doorways and open cupboards are a hazard to your head. Some little guy always wants to pick a fight. If he wins, he’s “Jack the Giant Killer”, if he loses, you’re a “Big Bully” and if you walk away, you’re a “Big Coward”. In short, it is a no win.
brklnbern over 5 years ago
Seems the toady knows what’s what.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 5 years ago
You find a wishing well that works and That’s what you wish for??