Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 16, 2021

Yeah, and she ain’t nothing to crow about.

Be a good rooster and show her your pecker

What she lacks in appearance, she makes up for in bank account.

Aw, he’s just chicken.

Who are all those “other husbands” who peck her on the cheek & why do they do it? Did they lose a political bet or has she bribed them?

At his age he’s got very little to crow about anymore.

Wiz, stop your cock-a-doodleing…you know you still love her…..

Wizard, if other husbands are giving her pecks on the cheek you’re off the hook! ;-)

That’s odd – I’ve always thought of him as sort of a pecker…

Well, if you treated her more like a thoroughbred, she wouldn’t be such an old nag. (I’ll see myself out now).

Some of these classics are pretty misogynistic (if I spelled that correctly).

With her size it would have to more like a bushel than a peck…

Yep you do have it tough.

Tough luck, Wiz.