Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 10, 2023

A public service really

Mugging another mugger is not “simply”. It complicates the matter by making a criminal a victim of a crime.

If the client mugged the mugger and returned the mugger’s loot to the first victim, it would serve as a defense. The client mugging a mugger for personal gain is not a defense.

It’s nature’s way of telling you something’s wrong.

The old classic story, Mugger vs Muggee vs ?

Hang both of them – problem solved

He made a face at somebody who made a face at somebody else, and that’s a crime?

Well, it sounds silly when you say it that way.

Never thought of that one but l will definitely save that one for future use…..

Very nice excuse. Like stealing a stolen car.