Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 10, 2023

Rule number one: The King is always right.

Rule number two: In case the King is wrong, see rule number one.

Of course “Kill all the Lawyers” has been recommended before, to no avail.

Shysters are a plague

https://my.evilmilk.Com/p/3/1/

Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A: A good start!

I had a rule, once, but it didn’t measure up.

The Fink is a constitutional monarch defeated by his constitution.

everyone hates lawyers, but people keep voting them in.

Id has laws and politicians? I always thought it was an absolute monarchy and the King was the only law!

Still relevant today

Curious how a comic from 1973 can be so bitterly relevant in present times

So, it’s not so good to be the king?

When I see the phrase “blue law”, I wonder if it has something to do with involuntary celibacy.

Wow! Fifty years and nothing has changed……

So many things to be said…

When the Fink doesn’t know what the rules are we’re really in deep @#$%

LAW – YERS and mine go round and round and spin the truth and make us frown. Time to put them in their place but even the devil says they are a disgrace. What to do, what to do -— how about if we just tell ‘em to shoo. No more lawyers, no more complicated laws. Just a couple of rules to live by enforced by us all. Do unto others and love your neighbor, anything else doesn’t make the list and people are locked up until they can’t resist. Doing the law that is.

Even the Wizard can’t solve that…….

I grew up in Texas and still remember the Blue Law.

https://en.wikipedia.Org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States

one lawyer in a town makes a meager existence but two lawyers in a town and both are rich

Unfortunately, we need lawyers sometimes when dealing with the vicissitudes of life!

Apparently The King is only a King in his own mind, just like Obama…

And me thought monarch is supreme in monarchy.

Yes those lawyers and politicians are pretty shifty, but then you do control the treasury shortie.

Wine whine!