Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 28, 2024

Redneck paradise

Real life needs a stronger rating than PG.

That’s what I think whenever I see something named “X”.

That was the 70’s for a lot of kids. (Not me, I was one of the lucky few.)

Isn’t that expression “drunk as a boiled owl?”

Thus, life emulates the movies. Hadda happen.

More than a bit of truth in that.

This is brilliant. The old strips seem much better than today’s stuff. And I was much better years ago. Never met an old guy who wasn’t a stud when he was young.

The Subtitle: “Formerly known as Twitter”

X times X times X equal X-cubed. Thats X squared in 3D.;-p

Well that is a pretty raunchy tale.

That first line is sadly true. Too crude to print on a marquee.

R is the only rating that requires your parents to be with you.

And these days there’s nothing less than a PG. And those movies are clean enough for kids.

As a teenager I wouldn’t have been caught dead at a G rated movie, no one needed that kind of reputation!