Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 29, 2024

This is what a well-balanced, meat-free, dairy-free, sugar-free, gluten-free, fat-free, low calorie diet does for you.

Not to mention no smoking, no drinking, and fully protected against the inclement weather.

You’re going to live a looooooooooooooong life.

You could say Spooktacular.

Come on you can say it " The King is a Fink ! "

That’s a good way to lose a nose.

Fink gets left-hand salute. Not the guard’s favorite person

The guard has to provide a stool for the Fink to stand on.

Maybe you should set up showings and sell tickets to customers.