Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 15, 2008

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    quinones.felix  almost 16 years ago

    You can run a sale. Bury two for the price of one!

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    freedomroze  almost 16 years ago

    my husband and i saw a sign outside a cemetery. I swear it said by one plot get one free…(limit 12). We couldn’t believe our eyes. I even to a picture of it, to convince our family that we saw it…. lol

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    Subtorp401  almost 16 years ago

    Nothing spells profit like certain death.

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    widjibeaker  almost 16 years ago

    So the doctor invests in death and the king lives off taxes - all the sure things are taken!

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    TiggerLeBounce  almost 16 years ago

    The doc’s right! Whatever else people do, they’re always going to be dying!

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    Sooner or later the analysts and brokers will mess this market up too…ever heard of plot manipulation?

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    wndrwrthg  almost 16 years ago

    It almost seems counter-productive, investing in a dying market.

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    Pesky bannan-ah  almost 16 years ago

    Like the old joke says, cemeteries are the only place that everyone’s dying to get into. Ba-dum-dum

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    MotherOfMoses  almost 16 years ago

    There’s no business like death business.

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    jaydubya58  almost 16 years ago

    When the cost of living gets too high, we have to make sacrifices & start to give things up. A bit extreme though…

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