Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 10, 2015

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    Argythree  about 9 years ago

    Ya think?

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 9 years ago

    They’re all so happy!

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    King_Shark  about 9 years ago

    I think Wiz needs the dust to make his right eye go back to the other side of his nose.

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    carlosrivers  about 9 years ago

    sure…pixie dust…

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    UPS OOPS…

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    Argy.Bargy2  about 9 years ago

    This was a good joke until you ruined it with politics. Be gone, foul one.

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    tuslog64  about 9 years ago

    Since the box appears to be lighter than air, ie a negative weight, will the shipper owe him?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 9 years ago

    “That would be Disney pixie dust.”.The best kind.

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    Little Miss Tink  about 9 years ago

    Wow, I farted out a good batch this time!

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    While interviewing a potential hire, along with asking them to tell me how much is 10% of a dollar, I would also ask, “Which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?”

    Occasionally, I would get this response…

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