Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 04, 2016

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    Argythree  almost 9 years ago

    I didn’t know Rod played for an NFL team…

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    Farside99  almost 9 years ago

    It’s the most aggressive he’s been since he became a knight.

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    corpcasselbury  almost 9 years ago

    That happened to Shemp Howard in several Three Stooges shorts.

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    cdward  almost 9 years ago

    Send him to space for a year. Scott Kelly grew 2 inches.

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    GalleyOar  almost 9 years ago

    That’s using your head Rodney.

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    Phred Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Battering ram? How about all that chain mail?

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    Joken'  almost 9 years ago

    Next week, they’ll use him for the boulder in the catapult.

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    Diat60  almost 9 years ago

    It ain’t no easy ride in this man’s army.

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    Dewed  almost 9 years ago

    I can relate :-/

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    angelfiredragon  almost 9 years ago

    No problem, that stretcher will fix that

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    russellc64  almost 9 years ago

    The army will do that to you. My enlistment paperwork has me at 70 inches. 21 years later if I stretch I can just make 69 inches. Most of the time I am 68 inches.

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    rickray777  almost 9 years ago

    “Well, at least I had my helmet on; and so I guess that’s something!”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Look up at the ceiling Rod, you’ll gain at least six inches…

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    brklnbern  almost 9 years ago

    Good one. Talk about ignoring concussions.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Which is a lot better then being used as a long distance spear!

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