Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 10, 2016

Well, that is certain to strike fear on the enemy… and friends.

A touch of Boffo.

He’s all worn out from eating fries in Non Sequitur.

And the poor pirates are left with nothing but a plain black flag.

That would scare EVERYONE away.

My yard sign… “Beware of Alligators” seems to work…

@ Kea

But my alligator (cement) really does work (on geese)!!!

“Dragons is so Stupid.” (Yosemite Sam)

Recalls to mind James Garner in “Support Your Local Sheriff”". He splatters red paint in front of his half-built jail. The first prisoner he brings in asks what it is. Garner says “That’s from the last guy who tried to escape.” Perception can do wonders.

The problem with planting landmines is that they are so high maintenance.. Twice-a-day watering, proper fertilizers, and if you don’t prune them regularly they just take over…And if you forget about them they can blow up in your face!

I suspect that English is not his/her native language.

Mail carrying in the Middle Ages wasn’t exactly a safe occupation.Come to think of it, not much has changed.

Draggin’ out the props…

Come see Mason Mastorianni in person on Saturday, July 16 at The Art of Florida Cartoonists in Orlando, FL. Held at Gods & Monsters comic shop in the Artegon Mall.

FREE event.

More info: www.TinyURL.com/FLcartoons