Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 12, 2017

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    Jenkins just got a 2-year job as a permanent wiper.

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    andy herbert  over 7 years ago

    where did the moat go?

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    Oye A.H. owning to the overbearing water bill,not to mention the feeding of the moat monster,the moat was filled in. Pity the fink wasn’t down at the bottom of said moat when it WAS filled in.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Jenkins, you asswipe!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Jenkins won’t be happy when the fit hits the shan.

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    Cerabooge  over 7 years ago

    There’s gonna be a long line for the bidet.

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    foilist01  over 7 years ago

    Leeeeeroy Jenkiiiiiiiiiins!!!!

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    Roger4336  over 7 years ago

    A new reason for surrendering a fortress. It even beats not having water in the moat.

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    tuslog1964  over 7 years ago

    And no Sears nor MW cataloges anymore

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 7 years ago

    Don’t worry. By the end of many sieges, people were eating what they used to wipe.

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    Airbender  over 7 years ago

    Got corncobs?

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    kleanerz  over 7 years ago

    Use the poo as a weapon. I bet the siege won’t last long.

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    wiatr  over 7 years ago

    This is why I always stock extra over the winters. You don’t want to run out during a snowstorm.

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