Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 19, 2017

Whereas they had become less frequent as the need dropped.

WAIT! You aren’t saying they weren’t been real allll those times, are you?

OYE why is he still holding it and not drinkin’ it?

Like the caveman that approached his mate with a club in his hand and said "Do you want to have sex, or do you want a headache?

Note the “purple” liquid :)

But seriously, folks, the VA Medical Center where I worked used to give veteran patients Viagra on request, until we got too many complaints from the vets’ wives. We changed the policy to require joint requests and consents from the veteran and the vet’s signif. other.

It all boils down to a short poem “Message from Mother Nature”:

Sucker! You took the bait. I got what I wanted from you.

So now, the H——- with you!

Marriage consists of benefits and responsabilities. If you are lucky, the benefits will exceed age 40 – BUT – your responsabilities extend beyond your death, as any life insurance salesman will readily explain to you!

Love a comic that makes you think

God told Adam to go forth and multiply. Adam went to visit Eve, and returned asking, “God, what is multiply?” God told him, Adam went to visit Eve, and returned asking, “God, how do we do that?” God told him, Adam went to visit Eve, and returned asking, “God, what’s a headache?”

“Well then honey, do you have a toothache?”