Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 10, 2018

So where is the tipping point. Or is it the tilting point where everything just plain hits the dirt, and gravity wins.

Depends on how much counterbalance is in the handle of that thing. Maybe it’s corked?

Lance envy? Don’t worry Rodney, I’m sure he’s just overcompensating for something.

If you that long enough, you will wind up handicapped if you don’t wind up dead.

Plus, he’s left-handed, that gives him an advantage since most knights just practice with righties.

Use some quick moves, Rodney! He can’t move fast in all that stuff. “He’s not as fast as me, and he cannot hit what he cannot see!” – Underdog

Reminds me of one of my old fencing instructors. He’d have one of the beginners with a foil attack him, and he’d use a pencil and successfully parry him. Size doesn’t matter as much as skill.

A sand-bagging lancer.

“How come yours is bigger than mine?”

“Genetics!”

It’s not the size of your lance that counts. It’s how you use it!

I’d have thought a guy named ROD would have a bigger lance!

Where is the armor for the horse’s ? and no saddles

And they are on the wrong side of the rail.

I thought the saying was “You have me at a disadvantage, sir.”