Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 11, 2018

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 6 years ago

    “Safest place to be.”

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I read a story about an old time golf player. It seems that he played the game for decades. But he always had lousy luck in playing. And it seems that his luck lasted to the very end. For when it was time to bury the gentleman, it still took six or seven tries before they could sink his coffin in the hole.

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    cubswin2016  over 6 years ago

    They remind me of the Warner Bros. gophers.

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    rshive  over 6 years ago

    There was a story in the papers a while back about a guy from Australia who narrowly missed getting hit by a meteor—twice. As he said, “It’s getting harder to find people who will play golf with me.”

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    Nyckname  over 6 years ago

    Rumor is Trump would call that a gimme.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m alright

    Nobody worry ’bout me

    Why you got to gimme a fight?

    Can’t you just let it be?

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    wirepunchr  over 6 years ago

    Seeing this Caddyshack comes to mind!

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    Charles Hoeft  over 6 years ago

    I hope they have a kennel in the royal dungeon. On the other hand maybe Spook would like a pet.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 6 years ago

    Home sweet home. Nothing’s going to happen to it.

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