Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 15, 2020

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Oops. Hit the snooze a bit hard. Blanche, breakfast is cooked.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    from rooster to roaster

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Wiz likes Cajun food. Blacken Chicken.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Brush off the feathers and break out the wing sauce.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Good aim!

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Actually wouldn’t that be “snooze wand”?

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    There wasn’t much meat on that rooster. We can now see it was mostly feathers and they’re gone.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Burnt to a crisp in the middle of a cock-a-

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for the rooster who was only doing his job. . .

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    flagmichael  almost 5 years ago

    How did anybody get “cock-a-doodle-do” out of the sound of a rooster crowing? I understand the cadence but the words…?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nice. A snooze button that makes dinner.

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    amaneaux  almost 5 years ago

    That would be a cock-a-doodle-don’t.

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    amxchester  almost 5 years ago

    Zot was the sound of the anteater (hasn’t appeared much lately) getting ants…..

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    BiathlonNut  almost 5 years ago

    Boy, I wish I had one of those when on the farm, in Alberta where the sun comes up at about 0300 during the summer.

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    Stegozard  almost 5 years ago

    Never seen a green chicken before.

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    phlash  almost 5 years ago

    I saw ZOT and expected BC’s aardvark to crossover

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    Tastes like chicken

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Xena could have used that when she got stuck in the time loop.

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    Poor rooster. Was just doing his thing….

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    fix-n-fly  almost 5 years ago

    Where can I buy one of those???

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 5 years ago

    You did ask for those wings extra-crispy, right?

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    Yow!

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    Science219  almost 5 years ago

    Nobody commented on the green rooster? I’ve never seen one.

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