Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 27, 2020

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t Sire. You outlawed joints.

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    Orcatime  almost 5 years ago

    Bust out a can opener!

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    In point of fact. Real plate armor suits were so well designed that the person inside could bend and twist in almost any direction. Be able to mount a horse or sing a sword or mace while mounted on a bouncy horse in combat. And while it seems to the outsider that the plate-armor should weigh a lot. It is in fact lighter that the chain-mail that it replaced and also far better balanced, as in weight distribution.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    “that and I forgot to oil my joints before coming in!”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Besides, oh fink, my beak will hit the floor before I can bow….

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    Anya57  almost 5 years ago

    Or Prince Valiant

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m thinking the knight could ‘take a knee’. Oh. Wait. Maybe not.

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    smgray  almost 5 years ago

    That’s one way to put some iron in your backbone. Looks like he has a stiff upper lip as well.

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Metal doesn’t bend very well.

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    Kip W  almost 5 years ago

    “If I bow, my beak’ll get stuck in the floor again.”

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    WilliamPennat  almost 5 years ago

    Or just peck his nose with that helmet….

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 5 years ago

    “I may lose my manhood if I bend.”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I am kneeling, Sire; it’s just that you’re really short…

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    Mediatech  almost 5 years ago

    The helmet makes him top heavy.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Squoosh him

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    BlueKnight1966  almost 5 years ago

    Not if it is properly made.

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