Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2020

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    Besides, the Fink isn’t going to part with a nickel if he can avoid it.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The King needs to keep all the good cents that he can. Or is that common cents? He does seem to be a bit short of either.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Yuck! Talk about “spit and polish”!

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Not that he’s complaining, mind you.

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    dadlivonia  over 4 years ago

    Pence and Barr are always close

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    which would explain the color of Sir Rodney’s tongue!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Kingky

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    OY! I know another fake king who has the same staff….

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    Do shoeshine boys even exist anymore?

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    wschurchill  over 4 years ago

    Trump approves.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The kids more of a boot spitter than a boot licker, but either way, when your shoes are so close to your nose you need to be a little more discerning.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    According to Buttercup, one in power can never have too many of those

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    At least you don’t have to worry about doing a bad job and getting punished for it.

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    Tentoes  over 4 years ago

    “Thank you shoeshine. You’re humble and lovable.”

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    I remember a Shoeshine boy who turned into Underdog.

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    Buckeye67  over 4 years ago

    Too many bootlickers is the price a cruel despot must pay.

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    V45mikky  over 4 years ago

    Probably does not need toilet paper either with all the brown nose-ers on the staff.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 4 years ago

    Yes, one of them sir Rodney. But that is quiet harsh on the kid. Down here in india, a shoe polisher went on to to become Indian idol.

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