Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 30, 2020

Hey tree, do something, fall on top of Wiz.

Tree, you should have stopped with Isaac Newton.

What odd minds humans have.

All that’s missing is laughing “MWAHAHAHAHA” while twirling his whiskers.

Gravity leads to atomic bomb ? Somebody mixed Newton and Einstein.

You are relatively safe as long as he’s thinking of Newtonian physics rather than spell casting.

Not to worry, he just forgot to add fruit to his grocery list.

This idea will bomb, Wiz!

Just bang the rocks together Wiz!

Not Again, “Another Ancient Alien Explanation”, Theorist Say Yes!

This one is a bitterly ironic reminder for those of us who saw the immediate results of the originals and have followed their aftermaths through the generations. Now the possibilities rest in the hands of men who are slightly less than mature in their thinking.

(imagines more than one interpretation of the “thought balloon” in the second panel of the cartoon)

And some of us thought that trees were friends of humankind.

Luckily, he didn’t write it down. At his age, he’ll forget in a few hours

Did you know it was during a 2-year self quarantine from another pandemic, the Black Death (Bubonic Plague), that Sir Isaac Newton made his discoveries and formulations of the physical laws bearing his name and co-invention of calculus?

“Imagine a time when it all began.In the dying days of a war,A weapon that would settle the score.Whoever found it first would be sure to do their worst They always had before…

Imagine a man where it all began,A scientist pacing the floorIn each nation – always eager to explore.To build the best big stickTo turn the winning trick, But this was something more…"

Quick! Fall on him!

Don’t feel bad tree..Oppenheimer thought the same at Trinity Base.

“I remember old Issac, I sat above him in a tree and dropped apples on his head.”“Oh is that when he discovered gravity?”“No he told me to push off out of his tree. I explained it all to him over dinner that night.” Dr Who

We will soon find out…

E=mc2. I see some energy and some mass and Wiz is smarter then me and he figured it out.

All I know is brilliant minds think alike and Wassailing is always a brilliant idea when the challenge is Sophia’s.

I do not know what you done but I wished you had not done it.

If it’s any consolation it won;t be developed for another 500 years.

Je juste invented a Mackintosh