Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    Lately… it isn’t the Bill that gets me to laugh at the doctors. It is their question of Pain. “On a scale of 0 to 10… what would you say your pain is?” To the average person… they might be balling their eyes out and calling their pain a 8. To me… the same pain might be a 5. They have no idea what my Level 9 or 10 is. Giving birth (decades ago)… was a 5!!!

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    Guilty Bystander  about 4 years ago

    “If you like your bill, you can keep it.”

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    finkd  about 4 years ago

    Panel #2 : did the doctor just make a pitch for Reader’s Digest ?

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Aaah, nothing says “Medical Bankruptcy” like a visit to the doctor for a routine issue.

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    Kaputnik  about 4 years ago

    Warnings:

    Laughter may result in convulsions in some people. Laughter may result in choking. Do not laugh and drive. Do not laugh if you are allergic to laughter, or lack a sense of humor. If you experience an adverse reaction to laughter, stop laughing and see your doctor.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    The doctor says, as he’s laughing all the way to the bank!

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    Positivity or insanity laugh?

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    Pony99CA  about 4 years ago

    It looks that patient needs a dentist more than a doctor.

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    tom.amitai  about 4 years ago

    Whenever a medical professional would ask me the pain question I used to quip “is that scale linear or logarithmic?” A depressing number didn’t seem to understand the question.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 4 years ago

    Reminds me of this joke (WARNING: Bad Pun!):

    https://www.ajokeaday.com/jokes/puns/shaving-can-be-dangerous-6fg6e9kz7y

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    kathleenhicks62  about 4 years ago

    No one can laugh enough to take away that pain.

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    cosman  about 4 years ago

    Doc, ya killin’ me here..!

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    manic laughter, on the other hand, might just be a symptom

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    cubswin2016  about 4 years ago

    There are exceptions to everything.

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    raybarb44  about 4 years ago

    However, not that kind of laughter….

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    With today’s ridiculous medical costs and insurance situation, I can’t afford to laugh.

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    Mediatech  about 4 years ago

    It’s nice to live in a country that has fee medical coverage.

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    Buckeye67  about 4 years ago

    A medieval barber would have been a lot cheaper.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Must be a third world sh!thole country without national health/single payer.

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    SamuelMeasa  about 4 years ago

    Yeah you’d be ready for the funny farm to if you saw that bill.

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    Poor guy. Seems he’s already sold most of his gold teeth, too! :D

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    clynnb1224 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    once in my lifetime, i WISH to bill my doctor…

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 4 years ago

    Wait till he gets the bill from the Dentist.

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