Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 01, 2021

Next up, it would be lava.

I have seen it do that in the Texas panhandle.

Naah — I think frogs, gnats and flies are up next…

March- In like a lion…..

Maybe a flock of birds is incontinent.

It’s not mud. The Huns are launching their poo at you.

Up in Oregon, we called it “The March Uglies!”

Only 30 more days of that.

We just had sand from the Sahara leave a mess here in Germany. It’s a fine mud film on everything. You have to be careful washing it off the car because it can scratch up the paint. So, the mud reference here is not far from reality.

Could be worse—it might be oobleck.

At least the March Mud is better then the February Feces!

If that was white, I’d think it was residue from the geese flying back North.

March is named after Mars, the Roman god of war, so thank goodness the next things coming in are not metal cylinders…..

Lousy Smarch weather.

They say rain is God’s tears. And the mud? Well Jesus was made man, so he had to go to the toilet every so often. Didn’t he?

You better hope so, Rodney!

The results of climate change

wait mud?! what kind of cloud is hovering over you’re kingdom?

Next will be Oobleck, Bartholomew…

This is the weather in the Midwest of the US in March. Remember if you don’t like the weather wait a second, it will change. Just never for the better.

I knew that all the mud slinging that goes on in government has to end up somewhere.

In like a lion … out like a pig.

We have that happen in Texas every year.

Mud is wizful thinking.

Be glad the vegetables are still out of season.

Typical of storm Fink!

WE the PEOPLE need to start electing smarter less greedy people to run our countries, yeah, right, good luck with that one.

This report brought to you by the Hippie Dippie Weather Man.

Just wait. Hear there are frogs due in a couple of days. Cats and Dogs in April. Maybe even some meatballs.

Steamboat Springs, Colorado actually has what they call “mud season” between winter and spring.

But March is welcome (SPRING)

The fickle ides of March

Haven’t seen that since the eighties.

Ah, it’s March, which means we can look forward to almost no chance of snow in only about another two and a half months.

Looks like a real s**t storm rolling in. O<|]:o)

Ditto. GK nailed it “March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.”

Next up, Oobleck!

At least it’s not oobleck.

HENRY!!!!!!!

Hopefully it IS mud…..

Looks more like bird droppings

Wiz must be clearing the snow from his yard again via magical means.

Raining mud doesn’t happen until fire season.