Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 19, 2021

I would have guessed it had to do with the size of something else.

How do you know he doesn’t like impersonating Howie Mandel?

lol

“Lucky guess.”

Wizard has been taking lessons from Granny Weatherwax.

Or both.

An ark on wheels?

Probably both.

Starting off questioning the wizard’s greatness was very risky. He is lucky the wizard didn’t use his wizard skills to do something to him.

Watch it. The Wiz just might make you into a mule. That way you will still be in the transportation trade. But will work for fodder.

So shouldn’t the horses be red…

A great Wizard…more like a wonderful wizard…oh sorry, that’s Oz’s Wizard…

I don’t get this one. And can’t Wiz decide which thing he’s insecure about?

Well that still makes me greater than you. You’re a third rate Wizard, from a forth rate Kingdom working for a, short, fat, fink of a King. You got kicked out of wizard college for failing to pass basic spells 101. Great you ain’t.

That cart has a lot of horsepower.

Those horses are hysterical. And one should never feel insecure if he owns a 6 horsepower wagon.

Horsepower as a virality substitute.

Medieval Corvette. (That should stir things up)

Now I know why folks buy those monster pickups.

Six Horsepower carriage is equivalent of a 420 HP Sportscar today. Overcompensation.

I didn’t know today was critique cartoon art day.

So, from the driver’s perspective: guessing he is normally Henry the 8th’s driver, due to Henry’s weight. But he only needs one horse to take the Fink anywhere.

How come no one ever comments on Wiz’s lack of pants, but Ziggy is forever getting his lack of pants mentioned?