Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 09, 2021

Whatever, It will keep the enemy out.

Hahahahaha!

Fink. You put lawyers and politicians around the castle!

Nice thought, I suppose. Probably not an ideal environment for the sharks, though.

How do they get across? The moat seems too wide for the door/drawbridge

Endangered species beware…that’s right folks, us.

I hope nobody gets fin-icky about the moat.

The ID version of Sea World?

or capital punishment

♫♪

Here in this castle moat, oh-oh-oh

I got some wild, wild life

♪♫

Careful Rodney. You’re not the kings friend, you’re his chum.

As long as nobody tries the jump the shark(s)…

I would not want sharks in my moat. All the “dun-dun dun-dun” sounds would keep me awake. If I got to sleep the screams would wake me up. I’ll just go with piranhas – maybe screams sometimes but life is full of tough choices.

This is the King of ID’s version of Shark Week! The Big one is named Bruce. https://i1.wp.com/boldentrance.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/bruce-the-shark.jpg?resize=960%2C400&ssl=1

As noted previously, moats were not principally to stop land attacks. They were intended to prevent tunneling under the castle walls.

Where’s the drawbridge? How is anyone gonna get their Amazon deliveries?

Maybe one of those fins can take care of the fink, afterall. You need only ease him from behind, Rodney.

Soup anybody?

Lean out a little farther, Rod.

You should take the king often to his new resort.