Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 06, 2021

will work for pizza, any day.

At least they agreed on the pizza.

Nothing helps a meeting like pizza or maybe donuts.

Is today pizza day or something? Google shows a pizza doodle.

All after a pizza the action…..

Never work on an empty stomach.

The Fink finds the secret to productivity.

And the rest of the meeting was discussing pineapples.

If one of the conflicts is a peasant revolt, here’s an easy solution. Let them eat cake, as long as we can keep ordering the pizza pies!

I’m curious why Bung is at any strategy meeting.

Hmmm…Dominos, Little Caesars, Pizza Hut, Papa John…

OK. This is the second reference to pizza, today. Is this pizza appreciation day?

Multiple conflicts brewing? Wait till they get to the last pizza slice…

They’ve got their priorities correct. Don’t discuss multiple conflicts on an empty stomach.

…tsk. Donuts are for the conference room. Pizza is for the break room. No wonder they keep losing wars.

Any conflict could be solved with pizza

Food……of course…

That IS the business. Conflicts solved.

So now we know that they are near Naples Italy. Because the Napolitan pizza is round and the Sicilian pizza is rectangle. And it is good to know that a pepperoni pizza will bring smiles to faces.But still always wondered why the we Italians make a round pizza then cut it into triangles just to put it into a square box?

Conflict? That’s nothing. Now lack of pizza… that’s a crisis.

Forget the meeting, let’s just eat pizza now

When all esle fails, there’s pizza.

Leave the Hun, take the pizza

The war room always needs pizza for planning.

Well what else Would you do? Might as well have pizza, the conflicts will have to resolve themselves.

The jester is on the council… ok

If Wiz was there, fink would just have him wiz some up..

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #214: Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.

Working lunches work better with food.

This means Italy and Naples existed in medieval times

You can make a peace offer, and maybe if that doesn’t work, give some pizza slices to the enemies and maybe that will make them feel good and stop the war