Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 08, 2022

Probably cheaper than getting a beach rental.

I wonder how Huns would react

Add some sharks to the moat and you’re all set.

Shouldn’t the beach be on the other side? Where he is now he could end up sharing it with the peasants.

We needed a sign saying MOAT?

Reminds me of a time one of our past governors tried bringing snow here… on a tropical island. It went as well as you’d expect.

If there were crocodiles in the moat, this would make it easy for them to get out and get to anyone at the edge of the moat.

I think maybe a rooftop beach inside the castle walls would be wiser.

A nice easy slope for the moat monsters to crawl up……

Moats usually stink to high Heavens. Fitting how it does not seem to bother the Fink.

Are there any Sandworms, (from the movie Beetlejuice), around? They do love sand.

Doesn’t look remoatly like a beach.

It’s good to be king.

So if he’s the king of the castle, didn’t he put the beach on the wrong side of the moat?

Great…now instead of “The Fink”, they’ll call you a son of a beach…

It’s good to be King.

Okay, that’s a good first step, but what’s a beach without babe’s dude? Actually, upon reflection, maybe I said that wrong.

Don’t forget the piña colada and the beautiful native women fanning with palm trees

Reminds me of Chris Christie.

The Fink shouldn’t get too far from the drawbridge. Lest the Huns come.

He did it because he can….being the fink and all….

The moat the merrier.

Considering that most moats were open sewers, I’m not sure I see the attraction of having a beach there.

When it’s been three months of cold and snow, sometimes one has to improvise.

I work for a company that specializes in solids transfer. I’m telling you that sand pile is unstable and the King could be sand-washed into the moat. Slow assassination attempt?

You sure you want your beach on that side?

You’re on the wrong side!!!

Where’s the Moat Monster?

Living the good life. Staring at a castle. Dodging a crocodile or two.

Good to be the king.

¡Feliz Día Internacional de la Mujer!

Watch out for that piranha!

It’s good to be da king.