Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 26, 2022

Mooned them

But it did not jump.

Poor cow.

Mooooooving through space.

You’ve got to take your challenges where you can.

And now I wonder whether astronauts of Apollo 10 mission called their spacecraft Cow :)

I hope the vacuum of space doesn’t boil the cow’s blood from within!

After that, he has Blanch jump over the moon, but her landing back on Earth leaves a massive crater.

now the wizard needs a cat to play a fiddle, a a dog to laugh, and even dish and spoon to run away with one another

Is he able to make the cow stick the landing?

But …. the cow, the moon. All we need is a dish and a spoon.

Officer, I was just orbiting this planet’s satellite when this cow appeared out of nowhere!

I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen aliens depicted with five-o’clock shadows.

And for his next trick, he will animate the dish and spoon so that they can run away together…

talk about milking it

Ok. So, let’s go with this. I want to see the fork run away with the spoon.

but why ruin his fun. :D

Pow. To the moon, Alice!

The Earth is made of blue cheese, and a lot of it (the Americas) has melted and is dripping due to the heat generated by the Wizard.

…shortly followed by the dish who ran away with the spoon…

Next up: Fink never saw a purple cow and never wanted to see one…

Can he make the table settings run away?

I usually count the legs on cartoon spiders. Today I am counting the teats on a cartoon cow’s udder while she flies upside down. There are 5. I think I need a new hobby.

Of all the nursery rhymes to replicate in real life, I do not recommend “Goosy Goosy Gander”… at least the one I’ve heard.

I don’t understand.

So in medieval times there were creatures living on the moon? Wonder what happened.

“That’s what losers of challenges always say.”

Mmmm… I’m afraid I don’t get this :(

Wizard cheated… the rhyme said “the cow jumped over the moon,” not was floated over, by magic.