All you need are some ponds of stagnate water for breeding mosquitos, some over priced coffee, and a non-functional urinal and the hipsters will come in droves.
I wake up naturally, usually takes 3-4 hours. Fortunately, my morning routine is pretty much the same every day, so that’s okay. If I need to be more alert, my caffeine source of choice is Dr. P or Mt. Dew.
My dad drank his coffee with cream until his Dr. put him on a low cholesterol diet, said he could use skim milk. Dad said that’s just white water, and drank it straight after that. Even when Dr. told him he could have cream again.
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
What is this obsession with coffee that cartoonists have? Is it supposed to be “relatable”?
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
The Wizard should have had black coffee if he wanted dark mayhem.
yip yip yip over 1 year ago
Wiz, that’s what the wands for. Yip yip yip yip yip
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
The Wiz works best when he’s had his buzz in the morning!
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
I’m like Wiz, except for comics and not coffee.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Coffee, the drink of the gods……
rshive over 1 year ago
A nice side occupation, Wiz.
jdsven over 1 year ago
All you need are some ponds of stagnate water for breeding mosquitos, some over priced coffee, and a non-functional urinal and the hipsters will come in droves.
geese28 over 1 year ago
“No dark mayhem til I had my coffee” I wanna trademark it now lol
librarylady59 over 1 year ago
In my neighborhood there must be a Wizard… has a yard full of “failed inventions”. : )
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
So, coffee + failed dark mahyhem = art???
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
“I understand you have had a thousand failures.”
“No. I succeeded in discovering a thousand things which won’t work.”
T... over 1 year ago
Even with coffee, still no dark mayhem, only abstract metal work…
M.K.Staffeld over 1 year ago
My house it’s more like ‘no dark mayhem until I’ve had my gatorade’ and then get scolded for wanting to create some dark mayhem…
jmcenanly over 1 year ago
They look like the lawn sculptures from “Beetle Juice”
Calvin over 1 year ago
“Huck”?
Cathy P. over 1 year ago
I wake up naturally, usually takes 3-4 hours. Fortunately, my morning routine is pretty much the same every day, so that’s okay. If I need to be more alert, my caffeine source of choice is Dr. P or Mt. Dew.
Cathy P. over 1 year ago
My dad drank his coffee with cream until his Dr. put him on a low cholesterol diet, said he could use skim milk. Dad said that’s just white water, and drank it straight after that. Even when Dr. told him he could have cream again.