Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 22, 2023

Fa-twing!

What do fat wings have to do with it?

Nanananana Fatwing!

….." And I have a list of chores"……….

Someone once told me I was cruel for shooting clay pigeons !

Mmmm, fatwings

Are they using Blanch’s best china?

Ghouls just wanna have fun.

Nope, wand training. Yip yip yip yip yip

who you calling fatwing?

The cartoonists, Parker and Hart? Kinda weak sauce today, guys.

He still has to say “pull”……

Blanche sounds like my wife… when I have a day off, it seems to severely bother her somehow, and next thing I know, I’ve got a whole day’s worth of chores on my hands… so much for a “day off”.

Oh, shoot!

at least he’s not ruining someone’s day.

The medieval aluminum lawn chair is the best part.

Sort of remindes me of “Second Hand Lions”. I really liked that movie.

LOL, Skeet-N-Wand!

I see Wiz has created the jugs machine.

What work is she doing?

What? There is no “K-boom”, with the Wand? Sk**t shooting is all about the “K-boom”

Fat-wing?

The ghoul not only pulls the lever, but he’s also the mechanical in-spectre.

That looks like fun!

Someone should do a great service to humanity and compile a glossary of comic strip sound effects. Fatwing is one of the best I have seen!

Pull. It’s a prize.

And I am reminded of the excellent movie SECOND HAND LIONS.

♪ Oh….I “wand-der”, “wand-der”, “wand-der”, “wand-der” who, who stole book of spells? ♪

Fa-twangngng