Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 25, 2023

Transitioning works

I can always start tomorrow, if you give me one.

Tell it to Sargent Snorkel.

A better choice of words would be “A walk in the park”.

That what he knows!

“I’d give an arm and a leg to join the Army.”

“Many did. Some gave more than that.”

He’s already being “all that he can be.” And then some.

Looks like he’ll have to weight out this opportunity.

In the good old USA back in the draft era, the weight loss was after they reported for intake.

No pain no gain

When a very close friend and associate of The Count tried to enlist in the United States Marine Corps, the recruiter told him that he was underweight but lied about his weight telling the lad he would put it on in boot camp. The recruiter was right. The stubble headed Boot ate everything he could get his hands on three times a day (and VERY quickly) packing on about a dozen pounds of muscle. All the Boot’s uniforms had to be re-tailored before graduation and going home on leave. True story.

Never apologize for good eating. If the Army doesn’t want you, you get to live a life of never doing pushups again. WIN!!

“It’ll be a cakewalk!!”, eat and burn calories simultaneously.

The trouble with some, is everything is taken LITERALLY!

Also, easy as pie!

I wish it was easy to lose weight.

A piece of Cake and I could have avoided the Draft in 1970?

You need to wonder about a fat peasant!

Surprised Id’s army is that particular.

He wants his pay to include a piece of cake. Yip yip yip yip yip

He’s like almost 80% of eligible men in the US today…….