Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 02, 2023

Gee Wiz

Careful Wiz, she may taco you throughout the night.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

I have never had a burrito. Why are they so gassy?

This comic is my wife every night. I never get any blanket.

“And the little one said, roll over, and they all roll over and one fell out……”

… and that’s a wrap.

And how is the Wiz going to get in bed, now that his side is tacked down?

Never had a burrito? Where have you “bean”?

Now I have an idea of what to have for dinner tonight…

Or, it could be that she rolls up in the blankets as if she is the filling in a burrito….

I think the term is not so much what she’s eating but that she curls up and steals all the covers-so he’s securing them

I guess the nail gun runs off “gas”!

Yeah, it’s always a problem when you have to peel the duvet off the wall part way through the night.

Don’t you mean “Dutch oven”?

beans

Yeah. I don’t want to be greedy here, I just want my share of the blankets on my side of the bed while I’m in it.

I don’t get why panels 1 and 2 don’t seem to be connected to panel 3. At first, the Wiz seems to be making a lean-to tent with his blanket, perhaps to incase her gas passing. But, where is the tent in panel 3?

Wiz, just get another blanket.

Classical Gas (Mason Williams)

My wife and I had separate blankets, so we never had that problem.

Burritoing: The act of rolling yourself up in a blanket to become a human burrito.

Is that a technical term for rolling up in the blankets?

Is that to prevent her from burritoing and pulling the covers over his head?

Just for my understanding: one blanket for both of them? Is that a normal thing somewhere?

Things could get frisky… now he has to climb over her to get into bed! LOL!

Beans, beans, the noisy fruit, the more in a burrito, the more you toot…

A much simpler solution that I’ve used for years: two blankets side by side.

How does Wiz plan on getting into bed?