Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 15, 2023

  ♪   Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

oh give him a break, like he needs to be shorter already?

How come fink lives in a drafty old castle and wizard lives in a nice house with his beautiful bride? (I need glasses)

He shrank the fink?

Don’t worry, his spells don’t last long. Meanwhile, make me a sandwich………

Wiz couldn’t even build the sandcastle to scale.

How to be at the beach without leaving your castle?

Good thing he’s the Wizard. Anyone else would be in the dungeon for disrespecting the Fink, I mean King.

You know The Fink’s mad when he calls out Wiz by his full title!

I hope they’ve kept track of their towels.

Son of a beach!!!!!!

The Fink won’t like it when high tide comes.

Hey, at least you still live in a castle.

No complaints from me if that happened….unless a tsunami came

Did the wizard sand up the castle or shrink down the Fink? Either way, I’m thinking there’s a rebuke in his future.

Now, that’s one of Wiz’s better magic spells. Now, can he provide a wave to wash the sandcastle and Fink away?

Life is a beach.

“Honey, I Shrunk the Fink!”

Where’d that coffee come from? :-D

Yes Wiz we certainly do!

There’s the old woman who lived in a shoe, and now we have the little king who lives in a sand p*cker.

Magic makes a good toy and lots of other toys.

The Wiz is practicing his art for the upcoming sand sculpture competition. He figured the little Finker could use a little beach time!

The Wizard being a beach nut has gummed up the works.