Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2024

Duck

What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a dodgeball?

A painful game.

My dog fell asleep on my copy of the screenplay for Dodgeball…

It’s a true underdog story.

Playing dodgeball with your kids is much harder than it sounds.

First of all, you have to throw them with both hands.

I have just been looking at Wizard of Id Classics. Sadly, it has been exactly the same strip for two weeks now.

Eh but why worries when you is can just end of quote, repeat the line.

Being small and nimble, I was not great at football but was hard to beat at dodgeball.

So The Fink’s name is Neo?

Must have a “life coach”!!!!!

Must be easy to dodge when one is such a small target.

Why does The Fink need to worry about a press conference? Not like he can be voted out of office….

Just stand there and lie. Seems to be common…

he became a pro through adrenalin practice. :J

Now I know how the Fink became so dodgy.

Just lie incoherently like tRump does.

Hostile press corps?

I had phys ed with members of the varsity basketball squad… dodgeball was a nightmare.

Small target

Potatoe, pahtahto, tomato, tomahto, just call the press conference off….

Dang, that heater shield is as good as a tower shield for the Fink!

Saw that coming a mile away.

“…. also known as GOTCHA!”

He will promise to unequivocally do “things” about “stuff”.

But can he dodge a wrench?

Standard training for would-be politicians these days.