Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 27, 2024

Aren’t socks required to do that?

She won’t need magic either.

Murder him quickly or slowly?

How shocking.

Shocking! Positively shocking! (or negatively, I don’t know, I’m not a scientist)

Wiz, you are under arrest … charged with assault with a static finger.

Wiz used science!

Wiz is going to find himself on the carpet….

Is that Wiz’s idea of sparking up some romance in his marriage? I have heard of couples “sparking”. But I thought that was very old-fashion way of speech.

We used to log people off of their IBM mainframe terminals by doing that (early 1980’s). They had to wait 15 minutes for their session to time out before they could log back in! :D

I have a feeling he’s gonna need some magic to DISAPPEAR! FAST!!

He sure get a charge outta that.

I see a wand stuck in an awkward place.

I got zapped entering church last Sunday when I dipped my finger in the holy water.

Is that just a rust belt thing, or will it work in Florida where it’s humid all year long?

But you will need magic to heal your body from the pummeling you’re about to receive!

lol. I should get into reading Wizrd of Id again…..going to read the classics as well. Same goes for BC.

“Murder”? Unacceptable.

Must’ve been quite a shock!

I’ll see myself out…

Always threats!!!!!!

She won’t need magic, just a heavy cast iron frying pan.

Carpet bombing.

But you’ll need the magic to defend yourself, Wiz.

Used to be legal to murder your wife, no more though. Sigh!

I would not be amused.

Sigh, Blanche puts up with a LOT.

My brother used to do that to me. Luckily only the living room was carpeted—family room, kitchen, bathrooms, bedrooms had tile floors.

Science is like magic, but better.

The spark in their marriage is still there.

As a kid I remember figuring out that if I used a paper clip to touch the other person they would get a much bigger zolt than I did.

I used to wear rubber soles tennis shoes. I liked the crackling sound of our television when turned off, so I would rub it. Then I could put my hand about a foot from a pull cord and the static electricity would pull it toward me. Or I could put my finger about an inch from my brother, Raymond’s earlobe and listen to the crack of the spark.

(Looking back, I could have been a much better brother.)

Here’s a somewhat shocking video Bill Nye: Static Electricity

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=OyGSiQezcuA

I accidently touched our dog yesterday when letting her go outside and shocked her. She cried when I did it and I felt bad. How to you let a dog know about static electricity? I told her I wasn’t upset with her and gave her a love.

You go girl.

Maybe she shouldn’t have said that out loud …… just saying …… :)

The Wiz has been giving Blanche a lot of static lately.

My wife and I had a kiss like that recently. We’ve started touching hands first.

Use his wand

Wall-to-wall carpeting in the Medieval Ages?

The Wiz is a walking Van de Graaf generator.

Take a chill pill Blanche. There are better ways to express annoyance.