Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 09, 2024

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    Must be to get his fat butt airborne!

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    hubbard3188  9 months ago

    Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

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    Jml58  9 months ago

    The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  9 months ago

    Flatulence?

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    BigDaveGlass  9 months ago

    “I don’t think we are in Kansas any more”…..

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Musta been some cyclone to flies a fatso like him.

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    jagedlo  9 months ago

    I heard the wind outside my window last night as a front is moving in…

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Beware! Gusts of wind in the forecast

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    Just-me  9 months ago

    That would count as a light breeze here in southeast New Mexico.

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    rshive  9 months ago

    Not much in the way of safety railings on that turret. OSHA (or its predecessor) will get you for that.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    His job’s a breeze.

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    donwestonmysteries  9 months ago

    Must be in Albuquerque.

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    Mediatech  9 months ago

    Who’s tripping down the streets of the city

    Smilin’ at everybody she sees

    Who’s reachin’ out to capture a moment

    Everyone knows it’s Windy!

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    Goat from PBS  9 months ago

    Through the window! That’s 10 points right there!

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    PaulGoes  9 months ago

    It blew him in through the window

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  9 months ago

    You got that right.

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    rockyridge1977  9 months ago

    Purty sure he did not “stick the landing”!!!!!!!

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    gammaguy  9 months ago

    Do you know where your children are?

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