Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 19, 2024

A 20 mule team?

Who has guns? The Huns seem stuck at about Id level technology.

Me never knews bullet invented in medieval times. And no wonder poor horsies has hard time. They getting suffocated trying to pulls that theeng as ropes only over their necks. And just looks at their feets. One small and other too big.

Look at those horses, what are they draggin’? / Heavily guarded, what’s in that wagon?

Problem is, the horses aren’t bullet proof…

It needs a Gatling gun in a turret on the top……

Not to mention John Wayne et al. Chasing it……

“Love and marriage, love and marriage,

Go like horses and a bulletproof carriage."

6 horse power !

I hope the horses are well-compensated for lugging that thing around!

I thought this idea was ridiculous when the John Wayne movie ‘War Wagon’ came out in the sixties……you shoot one or two horses, and the war wagon grinds to a stop and is at the mercy of bandits

Now, all we gotta do is wait for bullets to get invented. Or guns.

The “iron age” has begun………1200 to 600 BC???

whats a bullet?

Bought it after they filmed “The War Wagon”

Look at those horses, what are they draggin’?Heavily guarded, what is that wagon?War Wagon, what is it forWar Wagon, loaded with gold

I can still see you fink! And more horses to haul your azz all over the kingdom…

The Fink’s horses could put it together. But they couldn’t pull it.

Wonder what the mileage is for that Oatmobile?

Made completely from bullets…

Did they even HAVE bullets/guns then?

There is no such thing as bulletproof. There are different levels of resistance to bullets, but nothing is proof.

It’s inventions like that.. that created the need to invent bullets.

The horses need armor too!

A 6 horsepower armored stagecoach. You don’t see them every day. Love those horsies!

“….It does have other weaknesses, however.”

Great analogy of Putin and his soldiers. Everyone is expendable in his quest to rule the world.

Really heavy duty!

They want the fink gone so fast they thought reeeeal far ahead how to do it

The unarmored horses seem to be a significant design flaw, also the stress marks over there heads suggest its paradoxically too heavy to actually do its job.

Shouldn’t spear proof be sufficient?