Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 03, 2024

That nose is just too big to miss.

And you knows this how?

Rodney is on point-duty…….

Rodney is such a hard nose, arrows can barely penetrate the skin.

Sinus problems, Rodney?

or the enemy has automatic weapons…

His nose so big that it hard to miss.

I’m not sure what the score is, but the Huns are now up by four points.

Maybe there’s just one with extreme marksmanship.

….and you notice he did not “zip” back!!!!!!!

Okay, Wiz. Clone some skin cells from Rod’s nose, to make the most Impenetrable armor they’ve ever seen.

As predicted by Nostrildamus.

Or one guy shooting four arrows at once.

Is this the only “episode” we see where the Huns have bows and arrows? Usually all they seem to have are clubs and spears.

Unrelated silly question — Who are the Huns these days?

“Message for you, Sir. . . "

…that he nose of.

Ouch!

That would tend to clear the sinuses!

“….But at least now they have four less arrows. They could hurt somebody IMPORTANT if they still had them.”

He gave them too large a target.

You’re supposed to stick up an empty helmet. Not stick out your nose.

“Uh, all of them, I think.”