Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2024

Wiz should get smart and take up bowling.

well Wiz … this is called “Torque”.

And what did we learn here? Oh, yeah—another reason to not try golf!

The main thing is that energy has to go somewhere; it is conserved does not cease to exist.

I shot one under at golf.

One under a tree, and one under the water.

Putter luck next time.

Not all men are created eagle.

The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

The energy is transferred, not converted…

Probably heard a “snap” also!!!!!

He could’ve cast a spell. Probably even hold the wand next to the handle of the club.

This looks like a job for Chiro-man

A little more coordination would help. Wiz.

Swing and a miss! He’s out!

Wow! Looks like he almost transferred it to Rodney’s nose.

Semantics lesson: you’re transferring, not converting.