Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 17, 2024

The one on left is an immediate nope for me.

Perhaps he has, they just didn’t survive.

More of a referral business, just need a tall, opaque fence out front

Cartoons nowadays are lazy, what with Photoshop, and all.

But you couldn’t be bothered to draw the bottom half of the snake?

These are not the types of animals that most people are interested in petting.

Must’ve taken advice from the same ad agency that came up with the Dylan Mulvaney Bud Light campaign.

Who would pet whom… ???

Is that Kang or Kodos in the water tank?

It’s the fence. No one likes chainlink fences any more.

Needs more porcupine.

They must be waiting for Lio.

“…to go where no man has gone before…”

Take out the word petting!!!!

Wiz, re you really that thick?

When did this strip become ridiculous?

Especially with that big honking spider there!

Um…. where’s the rest of the snake?

Where’s little Timmy?

I know this kid named Lio who might be interested…

“An ‘evil’ petting zoo?”

Night Vale Petting Zoo. It’s in the Dog Park.

He should be in the Lio comic strip.

The octopus (or is it a quadropus?) has an adorable “Bambi eye”.

Change the sign to Haunted Walk or something.

“… well, one, but he disappeared on me.”

The thing on the left sure looks like a spider but it is short two legs of being an arachnid.

Contact the Addams family

You will probably get a crowd at feeding time.