Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for June 20, 2013

Dang, those are some scary guns Rita’s sporting! At this rate the only people that’ll be getting raises are Andrew and Dana. (Poof beats guns)

@geopardy unless i missed something Andrew was just visiting… If you don’t work there you don’t get a raise.

I thought Andrew was the graphic designer/ office cool guy??

Rita looks a lot bigger than her jacket. Where do I get one that will change me like that when I take it off?

As you wish. Better start developing your immunity to iocane powder. Make sure you know where the gate key is kept. And always keep your holocaust cloak handy.

He said, passing the test…Roscoe Rules approves

Jay could get a raise this year if he could just channel his inner Andre the Giant. Why wait until next year, Jay?

One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you’re going to wind up with an ear full of cider.

Time to quit and get a decent job. (Keep saying that to myself but with this economy…)

female body builders…attractive or no?

Or she’ll throw you across the room….

Remember folks Rita is a hardened hockey player.

At 75, I don’t want visible muscles. I had the first of 4 “free” resistance training sessions yesterday at a gym (using the first machines – one for legs and the other for arms. Trainer was impressed by my strength because I was told by receptionist “such a tiny little thing” (5’ and 111#). I just use my own free weights at home (max 15#).

@TheLuggsYou might have been thinking of Marco, Dana’s brother.

Rita took her jacket off and so it is on! Be careful Jay.

“Inconceivable!”

Hang it up. You will never beat her. Just go about your way.

Rita is hot. Yes, she’s manipulative and condescending but those attributes don’t take away from her hotness.

They don’t test for P.E.D’s?

I don’t even think men with those exaggerated muscles are attractive and as a woman, I’d never want that. I just want my arms a little more toned (like most at 70+ they are not so much). The man I love has broad shoulders and strong arms but no unsightly bicep/tricep bulges (we are healthy and un-medicated seniors).

GO RITA!