Life becomes interesting not because of our own recognized mistakes but because of others interpretations of them. Being multi lingual and dyslectic allows me to misspell in nine languages, a point the military use to laugh about after I spent a whole week being language tested each year. Elton makes some beautiful music while elon fixes thing that are not broke, just buy his electric car/barbeque grill
John M almost 2 years ago
I wonder if that is hard – after all twice 1% is 2%
A. Mejia almost 2 years ago
Yep. Cost saving measure!
ahnk_2000 almost 2 years ago
Does this mean we won’t see Melvin again until Twitter implodes? Which may be next week?
TheDadSnorlax Premium Member almost 2 years ago
WHAT, NO MORE MELVIN?!?!?! SAY IT AIN’T SO!!!
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Elmo ordered cots for use in the vacant HQ cubicles. Intense overnight work.
bbbmorrell almost 2 years ago
Now Twitter is truly doomed.
David Norton Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Faretheewell Melvin. Don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya…
donwestonmysteries almost 2 years ago
Like Elon will ever see him at work.
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Even Melvin don’t deserve that. Poor thing.
poppacapsmokeblower almost 2 years ago
He doesn’t know he’s replacing three people and only getting a 10% raise.
scottartist creator almost 2 years ago
I was tempted to have Melvin say ‘Elton,’ to show how little he knows. But then I thought people would assume it was my own mistake.
gnorth22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I suspect that when Elon is finished Twitter will be nothing but Melvins. He will feel quite at home there.
Lydushka almost 2 years ago
OMG! When did he get back?
Grandma Lea almost 2 years ago
Life becomes interesting not because of our own recognized mistakes but because of others interpretations of them. Being multi lingual and dyslectic allows me to misspell in nine languages, a point the military use to laugh about after I spent a whole week being language tested each year. Elton makes some beautiful music while elon fixes thing that are not broke, just buy his electric car/barbeque grill