I was passing thru South Dakota a few days ago and stopped at the infamous Wall Drug. Lo and behold there was Zoltar and people feeding it money. What a major tourist trap
Why are employers threatened by talent and intelligence? I was asked by my boss to replace the signs around the bakery where I worked behind the counter because he liked my Calligraphy. His mom, who hired and trained me came in soon after tearing them off the counter front declaring that they made the place look like a kindergarten. She then started to look for reasons to fire me, even accused me of stealing money because I bought a roll of quarters to make change for people who needed to take the bus after she tore up the sign that said NO CHANGE FOR THE BUS.- SMH
Don’t forget “Do more with less!”. Do that often enough and soon you will be doing everything with nothing! I hated all of these slogans back in my working life, in fact, I still hate them!
C about 1 year ago
That is the HR mission statement
TStyle78 about 1 year ago
You have to unplug it and make a wish.
RobinHood about 1 year ago
Ask the student that invented The Infinite Improbably Drive
Lee26 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Someone called me a Smart A$$ once. I thanked them for recognizing my brilliance. They called me it again for emphasis!
ladykat about 1 year ago
If you work smarter, you won’t have to work harder.
oakie817 about 1 year ago
oh this is a big one
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I was passing thru South Dakota a few days ago and stopped at the infamous Wall Drug. Lo and behold there was Zoltar and people feeding it money. What a major tourist trap
William Bludworth Premium Member about 1 year ago
Does Jay get to be twelve years old again?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 1 year ago
Why are employers threatened by talent and intelligence? I was asked by my boss to replace the signs around the bakery where I worked behind the counter because he liked my Calligraphy. His mom, who hired and trained me came in soon after tearing them off the counter front declaring that they made the place look like a kindergarten. She then started to look for reasons to fire me, even accused me of stealing money because I bought a roll of quarters to make change for people who needed to take the bus after she tore up the sign that said NO CHANGE FOR THE BUS.- SMH
WF11 about 1 year ago
Don’t forget “Do more with less!”. Do that often enough and soon you will be doing everything with nothing! I hated all of these slogans back in my working life, in fact, I still hate them!
Daeder about 1 year ago
Jay wishes his paycheck was BIG.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator about 1 year ago
My favorite Zoltar fortune is perfect for Ed: “Remember: Hard work pays off over time- but laziness pays off right now!”