My favourite milk flavouring is vanilla. Walmart brought vanilla Quik. back about five years ago, then a year or so ago dropped. Must have been a shortage of albino cows.
As a kid, I was never one who thought that the color of the cow determined the color/flavor of the milk, nor did I believe what some said about different flavors came from different “spigots”. What I thought was that somehow they got the flavoring into the cow (I guess by feeding it chocolate or strawberry or whatever) and that determined what the milk was. So that wasn’t too far off: my wife tells me that as a little girl on their ranch, she fed the cow a bunch of carrots and they got yellow or orange milk.
This makes me think of going to the drive-thru milk depots as a kid and seeing the racks of “white” milk, as well as lots of bottles of chocolate and strawberry flavored milk. Can we even get strawberry flavored milk anymore? I haven’t seen it in decades (and I don’t mean milk flavored with Quik or something similar).
charliefarmrhere about 1 month ago
Well of course they do, and pink cows give strawberry milk.
j_m_kuehl about 1 month ago
It’s a regular fudge factory, that specializes in cow-pies
jmworacle about 1 month ago
Poor Dana, I can’t believe that Rita is that clueless.
Steve_The_Beard about 1 month ago
And what is it that bulls give? ;-)
Gent about 1 month ago
How aMOOsing.
Gent about 1 month ago
Sends her to the meeting room with sticks so that it will has proper a-cow-sticks.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
How now brown cow?
HarryLime Premium Member about 1 month ago
Udder-ly ridiculous !
rickmac1937 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I heard that story about milk when I was a kid many,many moons ago Rita.No
Kroykali about 1 month ago
Oh – I’m putting you in charge of her.
catsrule411 about 1 month ago
I never saw a purple cowI never hope to see oneBut from the milk we’re getting nowThere surely must be one
I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see oneBut I’m telling you nowI’d rather see than be one
Lomax9er7 about 1 month ago
Cow rescue time.
contralto2b about 1 month ago
Yeah, ok, but it’s looking more bullish than cowish. Not sure you’re going to get much milk.
Publius10608218 about 1 month ago
Naw, brown ones give hamburgers. Least that’s what my great uncle always says whwn he sees ’em in the field, “Hello, hamburgers!”.
Niko S about 1 month ago
So why does she think it’s ok to bring a cow to work just because she can’t keep it at home? What a doofus!
poppacapsmokeblower about 1 month ago
Excellent cow likeness, good going artist.
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 1 month ago
Anybody remember the straws that you’d drink white milk thru and your end would be chocolate or strawberry?
syzygy47 about 1 month ago
My favourite milk flavouring is vanilla. Walmart brought vanilla Quik. back about five years ago, then a year or so ago dropped. Must have been a shortage of albino cows.
dv about 1 month ago
Cows don’t give off a great smell, having one in her office must be quite odoriferous.
WF11 about 1 month ago
As a kid, I was never one who thought that the color of the cow determined the color/flavor of the milk, nor did I believe what some said about different flavors came from different “spigots”. What I thought was that somehow they got the flavoring into the cow (I guess by feeding it chocolate or strawberry or whatever) and that determined what the milk was. So that wasn’t too far off: my wife tells me that as a little girl on their ranch, she fed the cow a bunch of carrots and they got yellow or orange milk.
This makes me think of going to the drive-thru milk depots as a kid and seeing the racks of “white” milk, as well as lots of bottles of chocolate and strawberry flavored milk. Can we even get strawberry flavored milk anymore? I haven’t seen it in decades (and I don’t mean milk flavored with Quik or something similar).
oakie817 about 1 month ago
what a pretty cow!
Kidon Ha-Shomer about 1 month ago
Wow, LOOK, it’s a WHOLE STEEN
ahnk_2000 about 1 month ago
The funniest part is the expression on the cow’s face like “How the #$%#$ did I get into this?”
Cannoneer about 1 month ago
Dumber than a box of rocks!