Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for September 13, 2024

Yes, he just got promoted.

A frightening Sithuation

You know, companies could save a bundle replacing golden parachutes with flaming parachutes — I mean literally.

So, in the future, “getting the axe,” will be replaced with, “getting the light saber”? The phrase could use the update.

I’ve been retired for several years now, I don’t miss the politics at all. He’s a secret, 90% of what keeps all ‘y all up at night, don’t mean nothing.

Hackenschmidt rubbed his chin. “And here I was, thinking the First Order was something you got from DoorDash.”

Ten bucks says he sets off the sprinklers with that thing.

Heads will roll…

He died on my 67th birthday. RIP.

Nice touch there with the shadows on the wall, Scott! George Lucas would probably approve.

I find my lack of a quarterly bonus… disturbing.

Vader – dark lord of the sith, very cool in just about every way.

Kylo Ren – emo dork lord of the sith, nuff said.

I always thought that particular weapon looked like a good way to poke holes in yourself.