WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 13, 2024

Crimes against humanity

No. No, you’re not.

If he’d put broccoli on the pizza, the cops would have executed him on the spot.

Basta!

Stop ruining pizza with unlikely ingredients.

Google “Italian food police” and maybe add olive oil …

A justified arrest!

Actually their pizzas are just bread and spicy tomato sauce good pizzas were invented here in north america by Greeks ;)

Pizza is good if it has the ingredients you like. Not everyone likes the same toppings which is why they are optional.

I’d rather have pineapple than anchovies!

Fresh pineapple for me, please. And … oh … please hold the pizza.

No, you’re not.

Notta in Italy you don’t.

Hahaha, Canadians strike again!

I’m with the Carabinieri on this one.

Don’t put pineapple on that, Italy’d you up inside.

It goes without saying that anything you can name isn’t for everyone – including pizza with pineapple on it. That said: to me, pizza with pineapple is like pasta with hot fudge, or a PBJ with brussel sprouts.

Shoot him!

I’m thinkin’ this guy’s just gonna mysteriously disappear and never be heard from again!

There should be an alternative name for pizza with pineapple, so that those of us who love it can celebrate it in peace without offending those who insist that if you put pineapple on it it’s a desecration to claim that it’s pizza.

Interestingly, so-called Hawaiian pizza has nothing to do with Hawaii. It was invented in Canada by a Greek immigrant. It was called Hawaiian because that was the brand name of the canned pineapple he used.

He should get, ‘The Chair’!

I used to think that pineapple on pizza was a stupid idea. Then I tried it. Now it is my favorite! In case any cares …

Ognuno ha i suoi gusti.

Hanging is too good for you. Burning is too good for you. You should be torn into a little bitty pieces and buried alive.

That disgusting crime has to be punished!