Scandinavian Humor and Other Myths has a chapter on useful phrases by Misinformation Language Services, e.g. “Jag ar en galen Amerikanska bov. Jeg mig aller dine pengar” for “I’d like to change these dollars into kroner.” (The actual translation, in fine print at the end, is “I am a crazed American gangster. Give me all your money.”
Scandinavian Humor and Other Myths has a chapter on useful phrases by Misinformation Language Services, e.g. “Jag ar en galen Amerikanska bov. Jeg mig aller dine pengar” for “I’d like to change these dollars into kroner.” (The actual translation, in fine print at the end, is “I am a crazed American gangster. Give me all your money.”