Good one
And God made Eve. And it hurt more than anyone expected.
If God made Eve, it was only because Mrs. God was nagging him to do so.
So this alternate Adam with this alternate God in this alternate creation story has already realized he is naked and is already a pain even before Eve arrives?
Then God said, “Hush up! Can’t you see I’m working”?!
… and it’s gonna leave a mark!
Note to GOD. Did you check to make sure that Adams insurance will approve the procedure?
If Man was made in God’s image and likeness, does that mean Woman was made in Mrs. God’s image and likeness? … Just askin’ for a friend…
And Adam must have had an odd number of ribs…
Thank GOD HE did. I love HIS gift.
What’s the matter, Adam, can’t you take a little ribbing?
And on the 8th day, God invented anesthesia.
Adam’s plan doesn’t cover that surgery.
Wait…what? Adam has a navel!
Psychic surgery is guaranteed painless. I saw evangelists do it on afternoon TV when I was a kid.
Funny how a rib is taken from a man to make woman and yet we are all female to start. Depends if the ball(s) drop or not!
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Good one
Imagine about 1 month ago
And God made Eve. And it hurt more than anyone expected.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
If God made Eve, it was only because Mrs. God was nagging him to do so.
Doug K about 1 month ago
So this alternate Adam with this alternate God in this alternate creation story has already realized he is naked and is already a pain even before Eve arrives?
Lady loves a joke about 1 month ago
Then God said, “Hush up! Can’t you see I’m working”?!
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
… and it’s gonna leave a mark!
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Note to GOD. Did you check to make sure that Adams insurance will approve the procedure?
Linguist about 1 month ago
If Man was made in God’s image and likeness, does that mean Woman was made in Mrs. God’s image and likeness? … Just askin’ for a friend…
tcayer about 1 month ago
And Adam must have had an odd number of ribs…
ncorgbl about 1 month ago
Thank GOD HE did. I love HIS gift.
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 month ago
What’s the matter, Adam, can’t you take a little ribbing?
Quixotic1 about 1 month ago
And on the 8th day, God invented anesthesia.
davewhamond creator about 1 month ago
Adam’s plan doesn’t cover that surgery.
gigagrouch about 1 month ago
Wait…what? Adam has a navel!
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
Psychic surgery is guaranteed painless. I saw evangelists do it on afternoon TV when I was a kid.
comicalUser about 1 month ago
Funny how a rib is taken from a man to make woman and yet we are all female to start. Depends if the ball(s) drop or not!