1 and Done by Eric Scott for August 07, 2024

Good one

And God made Eve. And it hurt more than anyone expected.

If God made Eve, it was only because Mrs. God was nagging him to do so.

So this alternate Adam with this alternate God in this alternate creation story has already realized he is naked and is already a pain even before Eve arrives?

Then God said, “Hush up! Can’t you see I’m working”?!

… and it’s gonna leave a mark!

Note to GOD. Did you check to make sure that Adams insurance will approve the procedure?

If Man was made in God’s image and likeness, does that mean Woman was made in Mrs. God’s image and likeness? … Just askin’ for a friend…

And Adam must have had an odd number of ribs…

Thank GOD HE did. I love HIS gift.

What’s the matter, Adam, can’t you take a little ribbing?

And on the 8th day, God invented anesthesia.

Adam’s plan doesn’t cover that surgery.

Wait…what? Adam has a navel!

Psychic surgery is guaranteed painless. I saw evangelists do it on afternoon TV when I was a kid.

Funny how a rib is taken from a man to make woman and yet we are all female to start. Depends if the ball(s) drop or not!