Good one
And God made Eve. And it hurt more than anyone expected.
If God made Eve, it was only because Mrs. God was nagging him to do so.
So this alternate Adam with this alternate God in this alternate creation story has already realized he is naked and is already a pain even before Eve arrives?
Then God said, “Hush up! Can’t you see I’m working”?!
… and it’s gonna leave a mark!
Note to GOD. Did you check to make sure that Adams insurance will approve the procedure?
If Man was made in God’s image and likeness, does that mean Woman was made in Mrs. God’s image and likeness? … Just askin’ for a friend…
And Adam must have had an odd number of ribs…
Thank GOD HE did. I love HIS gift.
What’s the matter, Adam, can’t you take a little ribbing?
And on the 8th day, God invented anesthesia.
Adam’s plan doesn’t cover that surgery.
Wait…what? Adam has a navel!
Psychic surgery is guaranteed painless. I saw evangelists do it on afternoon TV when I was a kid.
Funny how a rib is taken from a man to make woman and yet we are all female to start. Depends if the ball(s) drop or not!
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Good one
Imagine 3 months ago
And God made Eve. And it hurt more than anyone expected.
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
If God made Eve, it was only because Mrs. God was nagging him to do so.
Doug K 3 months ago
So this alternate Adam with this alternate God in this alternate creation story has already realized he is naked and is already a pain even before Eve arrives?
Lady loves a joke 3 months ago
Then God said, “Hush up! Can’t you see I’m working”?!
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
… and it’s gonna leave a mark!
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Note to GOD. Did you check to make sure that Adams insurance will approve the procedure?
Linguist 3 months ago
If Man was made in God’s image and likeness, does that mean Woman was made in Mrs. God’s image and likeness? … Just askin’ for a friend…
tcayer 3 months ago
And Adam must have had an odd number of ribs…
ncorgbl 3 months ago
Thank GOD HE did. I love HIS gift.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago
What’s the matter, Adam, can’t you take a little ribbing?
Quixotic1 3 months ago
And on the 8th day, God invented anesthesia.
davewhamond creator 3 months ago
Adam’s plan doesn’t cover that surgery.
gigagrouch 3 months ago
Wait…what? Adam has a navel!
willie_mctell 3 months ago
Psychic surgery is guaranteed painless. I saw evangelists do it on afternoon TV when I was a kid.
comicalUser 3 months ago
Funny how a rib is taken from a man to make woman and yet we are all female to start. Depends if the ball(s) drop or not!